You could do side bends or sit-ups....

Knowing that I was having a slight midlife crisis, my wife looked lovingly into my eyes and said, "When I look at you, I think of a song."

Instantly I thought of "You Are So Beautiful" or the more contemporary "SexyBack". But after running those two songs by her, she quickly said "no, the Sir Mix A Lot song 'Baby Got Back'.”

Seeing my confusion, she quickly followed up with ”because when I look at your hair I think, he's got little in the middle but he's got much back. Wa-Pish..."
(I thought the whipping sound was a bit too much...)

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

Whilest I was driving on the highway the other night, I couldn't help but be mesmerized by the TV playing in the mini-van in front of me. If it wasn't for a well placed commercial, I woulda had an accident. Who'd a thought Yo Gabba Gabba! at 70 mph would be so enthralling?

It cannot be contained any longer!

Trust me, if it wants to be let out... let it out!

Easy boy!

Gotsa thinking that there so many cool expressions for animals:

Strong like an ox
Clever as a fox
Wise as an owl
Busy as a bee
Memory like an elephant
Graceful as a gazelle

Then it really got me thinking... What did the racehorse ever do to anyone?

One step forward, two steps back

Doesn't it smart a little to know that in just a few short years we've gone from
I did it all for the "Glory of Love"
to
I did it all for the "Nookie"?

I just glad that I'm still cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs...

Keep your eyes on your own paper!

I knew this girl who had a pair of Ds...
Well, that's not really fair. The one was a solid 'B' but I'd have to give the one with the saggy nipple a 'C-'...

Yeah she's hot...