I can hear Rocky's "Gonna Fly Now" faintly in the background

Just daydreaming over lost silly string battles from years gone by.

Except this time they’re followed up by the subsequent intense silly string training montage, then the inevitable rising up phase with me one-upping the rapscallions and blasting them hard with a full-fledged easy cheese bath.

Intense daydreams, I know. But when silly string is involved, they always are.

Belly flops need not apply

Thought it would be funny to have a diving board that looks like a penis. The only problem is that you can only go diving in the morning.

I hope it doesn't serve its purpose

Just saw a dreamcatcher hanging from someone's windshield next to me at a red light. Um, how does this work exactly? Let me just type that again for emphasis. Just saw a dreamcatcher hanging from someone's windshield next to me at a red light.

Ah, that feels better.