Just wait for the Highlights reference

Is it possible for corduroys to spontaniously combust?
I'm just worried I'm gonna be bookin' through the forest in my cords one day, the sound of swishing becoming increasingly louder, when all of a sudden
*poof*
I get a call from Smokey the Bear rocking his dungarees, brimmed hat, grizzly nips, and he's not very happy.
Dude, Smokey, put on a shirt already.
I betcha Ranger Rick gots my back. Problem is, he's totally naked except for the green baseball hat (go ahead look it up, I checked).
Aye yai yai, can a dude get a fully clothed, PSA cartoon animal up in here?
Gallant wouldn't stand for that... who knows about Goofus.

The Confounding Case of the Mannequin Camel Toe...

I was at the mall the other day and saw a mannequin with such a mean case of camel toe it had to be shared. CT on mannequins? Now that's a sign that camel toe has officially jumped the shark.

Interesting... That last line sounds like something you'd see on Animal Planet.