Keep your eyes on your own paper!

I knew this girl who had a pair of Ds...
Well, that's not really fair. The one was a solid 'B' but I'd have to give the one with the saggy nipple a 'C-'...

Yeah she's hot...

It's a jungle out there!

I went down to the local watering hole wearing my a turtleneck, clam diggers, and a pair of hush puppies. Just then I spotted this chick climbing out of her Jaguar and slinking into this hole in the wall. Naturally, I trotted behind her. Clearing away the branches, I got a better peep. I can tell one thing, this filly had a lot of cheese. She hops up to the bar and starts barking out orders. Next thing, she corrals a Moosehead and some shots of Grey Goose and starts drinking like a fish. Just then she hears a rustle and turns towards me. I finally get a good glimpse of this beauty. She's a cougar with a nice set of hooters, decked out in a leopard print ensemble with a rockin' case of camel toe.

And all I could think was, wow, she must really love animals...